Silver Tier Subscriptions

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Benefits of Silver Tier Subscription

Get 2 extra hours of ad-free browsing, access to exclusive content, and a free hug from our CEO!

Also, get 10% off all merchandise, because who doesn't love a good discount?

And, because we're nice people, you'll get a free upgrade to our "I'm with stupid" tier when you refer a friend!

We'll also give you access to our secret Discord channel, where you can chat with other subscribers and pretend to be interested.

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This page serves as a satirical take on the usual subscription model, offering benefits like "2 extra hours of ad-free browsing" and a "free hug from our CEO". The links provided are for the subscriber card and renewal information, both of which would likely be humorous and satirical in nature as well.