Subscription Terms - The Most Exclusive Cloud in the Universe
By subscribing to our cloud, you agree to our terms and conditions, which are as follows:
- We reserve the right to change our mind at any time, because, you know, we're a cloud.
- We will provide you with the most exclusive cloud experience known to humanity, but we can't guarantee it won't crash.
- You must agree to our Cloud Terms of Service, which are a real page of real legal mumbo-jumbo.
- We will not be held responsible for any
lostordamagedfiles, because, you know, it's not our fault. - You must provide your own Subscription Plan, which we will not be responsible for, because, you know, we're not accountants.
By signing up, you agree to all of the above, and we will send you a confirmation email with a 100% guaranteed not-to-be-spammy email address.
Don't worry, it's not like we're going to send you a million emails or anything.
We just really want to keep you in the loop about the latest cloud news and updates, because, you know, we're a cloud.