You're probably here because you've lost your keys. Again.
Don't worry, friend! I'm here to lead you on a merry chase through the depths of despair.
But first, let's get one thing straight: I'm not just talking about your keys. I'm talking about the existential crisis that's been plaguing you since the dawn of time.
That's right, I'm talking about the crushing sense of purposelessness that's been eating away at your soul like a pack of ravenous raccoons.
So, buckle up, friend! We're about to embark on a wild ride through the desolate wasteland of Lost Cause 2!