Q: What is the purpose of this subscription service?

A: To receive regular updates on the most mundane and obscure details of my inner monologue, because who doesn't want to read about their neighbor's cat's hairball?

Q: What kind of content can I expect?

A: A constant stream of existential dread, crippling self-doubt, and the occasional clever remark. It's like having a therapist, but with more swearing and worse advice.

Q: How often will I receive these updates?

A: Whenever I can muster the energy to open my laptop and click 'post'.

Q: Can I unsubscribe?

A: Only if you're a glutton for punishment. But let's be real, you're not going to unsubscribe. You're a glutton for punishment, aren't you?

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