Therapy for Lost Cause

Subscribe to my stream of consciousness for the low, low price of $19.99/month

This is a subscription-based stream of consciousness service where you pay me to think aloud about your problems. It's like therapy, but without the actual help.

Subscribe to my stream of consciousness and get:

• Unstructured, unedited thoughts on the meaninglessness of existence
• Unsubstantive analysis of your relationship issues
• Unhelpful advice on how to fix everything, guaranteed not to work