Here's the second installment of the Blergian Coffee Review, where we sip, snort, and savor the most exquisite brews from the farthest reaches of the Blergian galaxy.
Our reviewer, the infamous Zorvath "The Blergian Brewmaster" Xylon, takes a sip of the latest offering from the esteemed Blergian-Sunrise Coffee Plantations and proclaims it a "Galactic Grade 5".
We also have a special "Blergian Coffee Disaster of the Month" feature, where we review the worst brews that will never be brewed again.