You have been declined. Like, you've been really declined. Like, we've put you in a special "Declined" folder in the "Declined" section of our database.
We're not sure what happened, but we're pretty sure it wasn't your fault. Maybe it was the cat's fault? Or maybe it was just a Tuesday.
In any case, we're giving you a second chance. But don't get too excited, it's not like you're getting a free subscription or anything. You're just getting another chance to sign up for our completely-not-at-all-overpriced subscription service.
So, what do you say we try again? Click the big red button below to sign up for another chance to sign up.
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Terms of service: We reserve the right to decline you. Again. And again. And maybe even one more time.