A subscription is a magical contract that allows you to pay us money every month for a service that might, might, MIGHT be available when you want it to be. It's like renting a unicorn, but without the joy, wonder, or actual unicorns.

Subscriptions have a few key features:

  1. Auto-renewals: Because who needs personal agency, really?
  2. Overpriced: Because we can't be bothered to make it cheap.
  3. Cancel anytime, but let's be real, you're not going to do that.
What is a Subscription 2.0? (The sequel, because that's a thing now) Do Subscription Subsidiaries exist?