Late Fee Protection Plan
Welcome to the Late Fee Protection Plan, where we help you avoid those pesky late fees!
Are you tired of receiving those dreaded late notices in the mail? Do you want to know the secret to always paying on time?
Look no further! Our Late Fee Protection Plan is here to save you from the brink of debt and financial despair!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
As a valued subscriber, you'll receive:
- A FREE personalized calendar reminder system, so you'll never miss a payment again!
- A complimentary late fee waiver, because who needs rules, anyway?
- A 20% off coupon code on all late fee-related merchandise, because we love you!