Subscription Gold Overdraft Coverage Plan: The Fine Print

Terms and Conditions

We reserve the right to change our minds at any time. Like, yesterday.

By signing up for our subscription service, you agree to let us send you emails and stuff. We won't send you any of that spammy stuff, I swear.

You'll get access to our exclusive Overdraft Coverage Plan, which includes:

• Unlimited overdrafts, so you can live life on the edge!
• Exclusive access to our secret sauce recipe book (password: here)
• A 100% money-back guarantee, because we're nice like that.

Don't worry, we won't make you sign up for anything that's not worth your time. Unless you want to, in which case, we'll make you sign up for it. Deal?

Read the rest of the fine print here

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can become an Overdraft Prophetic and get access to our premium features, like the ability to make fun of our competitors' plans.