Procrastination Masterclass
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- Unlimited Netflix streaming
- Free pizza delivery on Tuesdays
- Personalized procrastination coaching
- A year's supply of coffee
- Bi-weekly reminders to "not do that thing"
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Subpage: The Art of Doing Nothing
A comprehensive guide to mastering the art of doing nothing. Including:
- The perfect ratio of screen time to productivity
- How to turn anything into a game
- The art of making excuses sound like valid reasons