Subscription Privacy Policy - A Site That Doesn't Exist

We're Not Actually Collecting Any Data (Maybe)

Our servers are powered by hamsters running on tiny treadmills. They're not actually storing any of your information, but they do have a nice view of the server room.

However, if you do happen to send us any information, we'll probably just use it to guess what you're into. Don't worry, we're not actually into anything except for hamsters. Those guys are great.

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