Subscription Terms: The Fine Print

Welcome to our subscription service. By using our service, you agree to the following terms and conditions.

• Article 1: You must not use our service for any reason.
• Article 2: You must not use our service for any reason that is not explicitly stated in Article 1.
• Article 3: If you do use our service for a reason, you are probably breaking Article 1 and/or 2, and we will call you out on it.

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