Subscription Fees: Because We Love You

We charge you for the privilege of using our website. Don't worry, it's not like we're not paying our developers a living wage or anything.

Our subscription fees are as follows:

• Basic: $5/month for access to our website. Yes, really.
• Plus: $10/month for access to our website and a free virtual high-five from our CEO.
• Pro: $20/month for access to our website, a free virtual high-five, and a 10% chance of actually getting a real high-five from our developer.

Want to see our premium content? That'll be $50/month, thanks.

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