Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn to wallow in the depths of despair?
We have the solution for you: our Subsidence Despair Program.
Our program is designed to guide you through the process of becoming a hermit, a shut-in, or simply a person who can't be bothered.
Join our community of fellow misanthropes and together we'll:
- Learn how to ignore your responsibilities
- Become a master of the art of procrastination
- Develop a passion for dust and dirt