Are you tired of being asked to "update your LinkedIn profile" one too many times a day? Do you yearn for a more... shall we say, "permanent" solution to your resume woes?
Then look no further! This guide will walk you through the ancient art of printing your resume without warning, because who needs human interaction, anyway?
Locate the printer's auto-feed setting, which is usually found by navigating the printer's menu system, or by performing a complex series of button presses while staring intensely at the device.
Select the option to "print without warning," which is usually found by clicking the "Advanced Settings" button, or by performing a series of rapid-fire button presses while chanting "I am the master of my domain."
Locate the "Print" button, which is usually found by navigating the printer's menu system, or by using the trusty old "Print" key on your keyboard.
To avoid the dreaded "Are you sure you want to print your resume without warning?" prompt, simply press the "Print" button while simultaneously pressing the "Ctrl" key and the "Shift" key.
Stand back, admire your handiwork, and bask in the glory of your printed resume, which will no doubt impress your future employers with its sheer, unadulterated, and totally-not-at-all- plagiarized brilliance.
Or, you know, just print a bunch of other things too.