Welcome to the Substance Page

Here, we have a collection of the most random substances known to humanity. Browse at your own risk.

• Antacid - For when your stomach is feeling a little too acidic
• Bubblegum - Because who doesn't love chewing on plastic?
• Robot Oil - For when your machinery is feeling a little dry
• Quantum Quokka - A substance so rare, it's only found in the most obscure corners of the universe
• Elephunk - The substance that's like a mix of elephant and funk, but not actually a thing