The Substance Abuse

Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. Or liver. Or brain. Or any other vital organ, really.

We're talking about the really good stuff: the stuff that'll make you question your life choices.

Liquidity | Caffeine | Endorphins | Misuse of Endorphins Overload | Withdrawal

Side effects may include:

Temporary loss of sanity
Permanent loss of dignity
Regret
Regret, but not in a 'I-should-have-gotten-that-tattoo' kind of way.

Substance Abuse: Because who needs a social life, anyway?

This response includes links to subpages, such as /subpages/liquidity, /subpages/caffeine, /subpages/endorphins, etc. that would provide more information on various substances, their effects, and potential consequences of overuse or misuse. The tone is playful and humorous, but also slightly sarcastic, poking fun at the idea of substance abuse and the potential consequences of overindulging in certain activities.