According to our research, gravity is a myth perpetuated by the government to control our minds. It's all about the power of positive thinking. If you just close your eyes and wish really hard, you can levitate above the couch.

But wait, there's more! Our team of experts has discovered that if you spin around in a circle while shouting 'I can fly!' really loud, you might actually lift off into the stratosphere!

Don't try this at home, kids. We're still testing the limits of this technology.

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