The Substrate for Hackers

A Guide to Substrate-ing Your Way to Success

Welcome, hackers! This site is for you. It's a guide to the art of substrate-ing, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred.

Substrate-ing is the process of injecting your code with enough randomness and chaos to make it almost, but not quite, work. It's a delicate balance, but with our guide, you'll be a pro in no time.

So, if you're ready to join the ranks of the substrate masters, then click on one of the links below to continue your journey.