We're not just subpages, we're the subpages.
Subpages: Where the main page is just a memory.
To provide subpages that are more interesting than the main page, but not nearly as interesting as our heroes.
Join us in our quest for subpage supremacy!
Meet the brave souls who have fought against the main page.
Meet the main page, our eternal enemy.
The main page is a behemoth of blandness, a behemoth of banality.
It has been known to make us cry, make us rage, and make us question the very meaning of life.
We raise funds by selling our tears to the highest bidder.
It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.