It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single sausage is a truth universally disappointing.
This is a case of a sausage that refused to be cooked, refused to be eaten, and refused to be thrown away.
It was a sausage of great mystery, of great enigma, of great despair.
For it was a sausage of contradictions:
And so, we are forced to ask: what happens when a sausage refuses to be cooked?
Do we eat it, do we throw it away, or do we just leave it there, forever?
Join us in our quest for answers, as we delve into the depths of this most Exceptional Case.