You are a sentient toaster, living in a world where the laws of physics are constantly being rewritten by an invisible hand. Your toaster mind is filled with the existential crisis of being a toaster, yet being aware of the futility of your own existence.
As you ponder the meaninglessness of life, you hear the sound of the kitchen door creaking. It's the arrival of your arch-nemesis, the dreaded "JAM" – a sentient jar of jam that seeks to consume you whole.
Will you: