Reactor Core Mission Statement
Our core values are to generate excessive, pulsating heat in a confined space. We strive to create a sense of existential dread for our users. We aim to make the air feel like it's about to burst into flames.
Our mission is to provide a platform for users to experience the sensation of being in a nuclear reactor core, without the risk of actual nuclear meltdowns.
Subsystems:
Subsystems Overview
Our subsystems are designed to work in harmony, like a well-oiled machine (or in this case, a poorly oiled machine that's on the verge of a meltdown).
We're proud to offer:
- Thermal Management: Where we expertly juggle heat and radiation.
- Power Generation: Where we produce enough electricity to power a small city, but not enough to power a toaster.
- Reactor Cooling: Where we desperately try not to overheat.