Step 1: Make a list of all the times your cat sat on your keyboard.
Step 2: Multiply the length of each list item by the number of cat hairs you found on your keyboard.
Step 3: Call the boss and say, "Hey, can I have a raise because cat math says so?"
It's 42, but don't worry about that, you'll never get the answer to that question.
Unless you're an intern, then it's just "coffee."