Q: How do I get a raise?

Step 1: Make a list of all the times your cat sat on your keyboard.

Step 2: Multiply the length of each list item by the number of cat hairs you found on your keyboard.

Step 3: Call the boss and say, "Hey, can I have a raise because cat math says so?"

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Q: What is the meaning of life?

It's 42, but don't worry about that, you'll never get the answer to that question.

Unless you're an intern, then it's just "coffee."

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