Meet the sub-team of interns who couldn't quite cut it in the coding department.
Meet our sub-team of interns:
Emily the Excel Whisperer
Emily is a master of Microsoft Excel, but only because she's never had to use it for anything more complicated than budgeting her Netflix subscription.
She's currently working on her 10th consecutive year of creating elaborate budget spreadsheets for her cat's imaginary catnip business.
Her dream job? Working at a cat food factory.
Jim the PowerPoint Guru
Jim is a master of PowerPoint, but only because he's never had to use it for anything more complicated than making presentations for his 3rd-grade science project.
He's currently working on his 12th consecutive year of creating presentations for his fantasy football league.
His dream job? Working at a children's museum.
Bob the Intern Who Couldn't Code
Bob is... well, Bob couldn't code to save his life.
He's currently working on his third consecutive week of trying to make a calculator that only adds numbers.
His dream job? Working at a store that sells novelty calculators that only subtract numbers.