Intern-Testimonials

A collection of quotes from our interns who almost didn't make it out alive

Warning: Proceed with caution. What you are about to read may be disturbing.

"I thought I could code, but it turns out I just thought."
- Intern #1

"Why does the copier always eat my stapler? It's like it has a personal vendetta."
- Intern #2

"I tried to use the microwave to cook ramen noodles, now it just won't stop beeping."
- Intern #3

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Disclaimer: The views expressed here do not reflect the views of the company, or anyone who has ever had to clean up after these interns.