Frequently Asked Questions (Intern-ographically speaking)

Q: Do interns actually do work?

A: Only on Tuesdays.

A: We prefer to think of them as highly skilled, yet somehow still unpaid, interns.

A: Ha! You're new here, aren't you?

A: Fridays are the new Mondays, kiddo.

A: No, that's a perk, not a benefit. You'll just have to stare at the wall for eight hours.