Welcome to the Printer Is Always On Theory
This is a place where the printers are never turned off, and the paper never stops rolling. Our researchers are always printing out new ideas, and our interns are always... well, printing out new intern reports.
According to our data, the average printer here runs for exactly 7.3 years before needing a replacement. This has led us to develop the Printer Is Always On Theory (PAOT), which states that the longer you leave a printer on, the more it will reward you with free paper and ink.
We are currently seeking brave interns to test this theory. If you're feeling bold, click here to learn more: Apply Now
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