Sub-Team Interns: The Video Department

Intern 1

Watched cat videos on YouTube for 3 hours
Ate 2 entire pizza by myself
Decided to take a 2 hour break to play video games

Intern 2

Spent 4 hours trying to get the copier to work
Became convinced the coffee machine was sentient and plotting against me
Wrote 5 lines of code, then stared at it for an hour

Intern 3 (The One Who Actually Does Real Work)

Fixed 3 bugs and saved the company from certain doom
Wrote a 2000 line script for the company's new product launch
Did not get enough credit for any of it

Don't @ us, we're just trying to make it look like we're doing something here.

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