Sub-Team Interns: The Video Department
Intern 1
- Watched cat videos on YouTube for 3 hours
- Ate 2 entire pizza by myself
- Decided to take a 2 hour break to play video games
Intern 2
- Spent 4 hours trying to get the copier to work
- Became convinced the coffee machine was sentient and plotting against me
- Wrote 5 lines of code, then stared at it for an hour
Intern 3 (The One Who Actually Does Real Work)
- Fixed 3 bugs and saved the company from certain doom
- Wrote a 2000 line script for the company's new product launch
- Did not get enough credit for any of it
Don't @ us, we're just trying to make it look like we're doing something here.
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