Subtlety in Relationships: A Guide to Being Only Slightly Less Awkward

Chapter 1: The Art of Saying the Bare Minimum

When it comes to relationships, subtlety is key. Saying exactly what you mean, without being too obvious, can be a delicate dance. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our experts have distilled the art of subtlety into a simple 5-step guide:

Only slightly nod to the other person's existence.
Avoid direct eye contact for more than 2 seconds.
Use the phrase "I guess what I mean" as much as possible.
Practice your "I'm listening" face in the mirror for at least an hour a day.
Never, ever, ever say "I love you."