The Subversion 101 Manual: A Crash Course in Anarchy

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Subversion

Subversion is not just a wordplay on "version control" - it's a way of life. It's about questioning authority, pushing boundaries, and generally making a mess.

You see, in the world of Subversion, rules are made to be broken. Or, at the very least, bent and twisted until they're barely recognizable.

So, if you're ready to join the ranks of the Subversion elite, buckle up, buttercup!

Let's start with the basics:

Understand that "no" means "maybe".
Learn to recognize the difference between a "maybe" and a "definitely maybe".
Know that "I'm just joking" is never a valid excuse.

That's all for now, folks!

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Subversion Glossary

Because who needs a traditional dictionary when you have Subversion?

Anarchy (n.): A system of government in which the state does not exist, but everyone still gets a parking ticket.
Burn it all (v.): To destroy everything, including the furniture, in a fit of rage.
Chaos theory (n.): A scientific approach to explaining everything that happens.

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And remember: in the world of Subversion, the rules are made up, and the rules are up for grabs. So, what's your excuse for joining the Subversion revolution?