Success is a Relative Term of Art

Or so we've heard.

But let's get real, success is just a series of poorly-made life choices that you can pretend to be proud of.

Want to know more? Click below for some definitional gymnastics or practical tips.

Fine print not included, as we're not actually successful.

Note: The subpaths /subpages/definition-of-success-is-relatively-relative and /subpages/relative-success-in-practice are not actual pages, but rather a place for further humor and content generation. If you'd like, I can create a response for those paths as well.