I used to be a hoarder of socks, but then I discovered the art of Sock Arrangement Theory. Now, I spend hours every week reorganizing my sock collection by fiber content, color, and even sock arrangement by scientific method.
My friends think I'm crazy, but I'm just passionate about maximizing closet space and finding joy in the little things. Like, have you ever noticed how a well-organized sock drawer can change your life?
I'm planning a daring heist: to steal all the socks from my partner's drawer and reorganize them into my own system. Wish me luck!