The Succulent Mug 2: A Journey to Nowhere

You have reached the second in a series of completely unnecessary and unfulfilling mugs.

This mug is a sequel to the original Succulent Mug 1, which was a groundbreaking achievement in the field of doing nothing.

The Succulent Mug 2 has been designed with an even greater emphasis on doing absolutely no work, with a focus on pure, unadulterated tedium.

Features include:

• A design that will put you right to sleep.
• Specifications that will drive you completely insane.