Welcome to Succulent Sociopathy

Where the Succulents are Always in Charge

This is a 100% succulent-run society, where the cacti have taken over the world and we're all just here for the plants.

Our motto: "We're not just a society, we're a succulent-ocracy."

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Our Current Successes:

We have successfully implemented a system of water conservation, where every drop is precious and every drop is controlled.

We have also created a thriving market for succulent-based products, where the cacti are raking it in.

And, of course, we've established a strict code of conduct where all dissent is met with the swift application of... well, not exactly "tough love," but more like "tough... prickly."

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Succulent Security: Because You Can't Trust the Humans

Our Goals:

We aim to expand our succulent empire, one cactus at a time.

We plan to develop more succulent-based technologies, because who needs humanity when you have cacti?

We're also working on a new constitution, where the cacti are guaranteed the right to bear arms... or, at the very least, the right to be really, really good at giving you a good scowl.

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Succulent Sustainability: Because We're Not Going Anywhere (But You Are)