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The Suction Ray Invention

By: Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth

After years of tinkering in his laboratory, the world-renowned scientist, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has finally succeeded in inventing the Suction Ray. This revolutionary new technology has the ability to pick up any object in its path and bring it to a safe and convenient location.

Imagine being able to pick up a glass of wine from across the room, a dirty sock from the laundry hamper, or even a cat that has wandered onto the couch! The Suction Ray is the solution to all of life's little problems.

However, as with any new technology, there are some minor side effects. Please be advised:

Suction Ray Side Effects:

For more information on the Suction Ray, please visit our Suction Ray Brochure page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Suction Ray Experimental Settings page.