Sudden Onset Irritation Syndrome

This is Sudden Onset Irritation, a condition where your annoyance levels spike exponentially after 5 minutes of scrolling through the internet.

Seek Cognitive Dissonance Therapy to learn how to deal with this condition. Overly Critical Thoughts are a common side effect. Paralyzing Uncertainty is also a common symptom. Paranoid Delusions of Grandeur may be treated by our team of experts. Paralyzing Anger can be managed through our patented 'Anger-Management-Mechanism'.