The Sudden Onset of Sanity

Due to an unexpected influx of adulting, we regret to inform you that sanity has been temporarily relocated.

Symptoms:

• Uncontrollable urges to do laundry
• Sudden interest in 401k plans
• Spontaneous outbursts of productivity

You may be experiencing:

• Increased sense of purpose
• Reduced Netflix binging
• Improved relationships with in-laws

What to do:

Contact your local Adulting Therapist for assistance. They specialize in helping people like you.