We at Sudden Precision understand that sometimes you just need to get the job done, and by "done" we mean "done-ish". That's why we've developed our revolutionary new method of massaging cows for maximum precision in action!
Our cows are expertly massaged by highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who are willing to push the limits of what is possible with a bit of oil and some elbow grease.
But wait, there's more!
Our cows are so precisely massaged that we've developed a new breed of super-cow that's not only more precise but also more productive than ever before!
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