We've got a problem here, folks. Someone's gone and misplaced the keys to... well, everything. Don't worry, we'll get to the bottom of this in due time.
But first, have you seen a certain "Golden Sock" lying around? It's silver, but it's got a golden glow, you know. Last seen near the "Sudden Departures" section.
The Lost and Found Office is currently accepting donations of spare change and decent snacks. Please, help a lost soul out!