Case Number: 2018-001
A routine report from the Sock Drawer of Despair:
A black sock has been reported missing in the vicinity of the washing machine, last seen with a lone white sock.
Witnesses report seeing a suspicious figure lurking in the shadows, wearing a pair of matching black and white socks.
Forensic analysis reveals a trail of lint leading from the washing machine to the couch, suggesting a daring escape.
Recommended action: Deploy Sock Tracker 3000 (patent pending) to track down the missing sock.