Sugar Squad Manifesto:
We are the sugar delivery squad, here to bring the sweet stuff to those in need. Our mission is to make the world a more sparkly, colorful, and delicious place, one sugar delivery at a time.
Our squad is made up of the most elite sugar delivery operatives, trained in the art of sugar deployment and sugar extraction. We are the masters of the sugar trade, and we will not be beat.
But it's not all fun and games, folks. Being a member of the sugar delivery squad is hard work. It requires dedication, focus, and a strong stomach minimalist diet.
We are always on the lookout for new recruits, but be warned: it's not for the faint of heart. If you think you have what it takes, send us a message and we'll be in touch.
Or, you know, just follow the sugar trails.