Welcome to the Sugar-Deprived Society, where the air is sweet with desperation and the coffee is bitter with regret. Our members have been forced to live off the bare essentials: water, bread, and the faint hope of a sugar-free existence.
Our founder, the enigmatic and ruthless Bishop Bittersweet, has stolen all the sugar from our shelves, leaving us to fend for ourselves in a world without the sweet, sweet taste of refined carbohydrates.
We, the Sugar-Deprived, will not go quietly into that dark night! We have formed a secret cabal of rebels, determined to overthrow our sugar-hoarding overlord and restore the sweet taste of freedom to our lives.
Join us in our fight against the Sugar-Hoarders United and take a stand against the crushing despair that is our existence.
But be warned, our meetings are often conducted in secret, hidden behind locked doors and guarded by feral beasts to keep the Sugar-Hoarders at bay.