Objective: Break free from the chains of sugar addiction and become a functioning member of society.

We've reached the pinnacle of sugar research. Phase 1,000,000,000 involves injecting pure cane sugar into a sentient, robotic, sugar-craving entity. This will allow us to study the effects of sugar withdrawal on a being with a highly advanced understanding of the human brain.

Current Phase Status:

The robotic sugar-craving entity has been fed 427 sugar injections and is currently experiencing withdrawal symptoms, including:

• Rage
• Confusion
• Impulsiveness
• Uncontrollable sugar cravings

Phases 1,000,001-1,000,100 will involve increasing the entity's exposure to non-sugar alternatives, including stevia, xylitol, and erythritol.

Want to see how the research progresses? Click below to view Phase 1,000,001:

Phase 1,000,001: Sugar Alternatives Phase 2,000,000: In-Depth Analysis Phase 3,000,000: The Final Confrontation Phase 4,000,000: The Aftermath Phase 5,000,000: The New Normal Phase 6,000,000: The Sugar-Free Utopia Phase 7,000,000: The Re-Addiction