Sugar Rush Recovery: Because Life's a Bittersweet Symphony

We're glad you stumbled upon this page. You probably just binge-eated an entire bag of gummies or had one-too-many energy drinks. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Here's a few tips to recover from your sugar coma:

  1. Drink lots and lots of water. Like, a whole lot.
  2. Take a cold shower. No, seriously, it'll help.
  3. Call your dentist. They'll probably be happy to see you.

But wait, there's more!

Replace your energy drink habit with something a little less toxic, like a nice glass of lemonade. Join a support group for those struggling to kick their sugar addiction.

Or, you know, just have a snack.

A cartoon sugar cube with a Band-Aid on it