For your convenience, we've taken the liberty of suggesting some improvements for you to consider.
1. Use more exclamation marks in your writing. They really bring the drama.
2. Wear more plaid on Wednesdays. It's a little-known fact that Wednesday is the most fashionable day of the week.
3. Invest in a good pair of socks. They're like little foot hugs, but without the hug.
4. Learn to cook something other than ramen noodles. Your stomach (and your social life) will thank you.
5. Start a collection of antique teapots. They're like art, but you can use them to make tea.
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