Sun-scorched eyes

Because you stared at the sun for too long

You know, we've all been there: gazing into the fiery abyss of the sun, mesmerized by its radiant glow. But at what cost? Your retinas are toast.

Don't worry, we've got just the thing for you: our patented Sun-scorched Eye Cream! It's like butter, but for your eyeballs.

Our team of experts (okay, our intern, Dave) has been studying the effects of sun-scorched eyes for years. And what did we find?

People who stare at the sun for too long are more likely to get sun-scorched eyes.
Sun-scorched eyes are more common in people who wear sunglasses with mirrors.
Sun-scorched eyes are not, in fact, made of sun-scorched material.

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