Welcome to the Sunday Morning Fluctuations, a place where time is relative and the coffee is always strong.
Today's fluctuation forecast:
- Chance of waking up on time: 2%
- Probability of remembering what day it is: 12%
- Expected amount of laundry to be folded: 0%
- Confidence in adulting: -100%
You can find our Weekly Predictions for the rest of the month, or check out our Sunday Failures for some comedic relief.