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Did you know that sunflower seeds are actually the ultimate symbol of disappointment? It's true. They start out all bright and cheerful, full of hope and promise. But let's be real, they're just gonna get all soggy and taste like cardboard.
But wait, there's more! Roasted sunflower seeds are like the ultimate metaphor for the human experience. We're all just like those seeds, aren't we? We start out all optimistic and full of potential, only to end up all burnt and bitter.
And don't even get me started on the whole "you can eat them as a snack" thing. I mean, who thought that was a good idea?
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